You
almost made me have an accident in my car when I was listening
to you on
Johnny Dare and Murphy on Thursday morning. Their morning
show is
simulcast in Wichita, which is halfway between Tulsa and Kansas
City. Any
chance your coming to Wichita soon and it isn't on the
"Official Tour"?...................kheier@benedictine.edu
John
Wesley I heard you on 98.9 the rock on Thursday Sept. 26 for the
first time and you are one of the funniest country comedian.
Cletus T. Judd ain't got nothing on you.........................Dhphhorn@aol.com
My wife and myself caught your late show, Saturday night in
Beaumont!!! She hasn't laughed that hard since the first
time she saw me naked! Thanks for the
laughs,........................shannon.cloud@levingston.com
Mr.
Austin, I really enjoyed your entertainment at the Punchline
last Wednesday night. I am interested in what you would charge
to perform at an evening event at the Ritz Oconee on October 10.
I would appreciate it if you could send me a sample tape of your
material and your prices, so we can keep them on hand for future
reference. Thank you. Lauren A. Wenger Meeting
Coordinator...................Lwenger@MonumentalMeetings.com
I recently saw you at Hilarities comedy club, We were there for
my wife's birthday, I just wanted to tell you that you made our
night! You are one of the funniest comedians we have ever
seen and we really enjoyed your show we hope you will return to
our area somewhere, so we can bring all of our friends and come
see your show again. Thanks for a great night P.S. You
even made my prude ass mother in law almost pee her pants
laughing, that alone was worth eleven dollars...............Scotty5516@aol.com
You
Rock, I Saw you last night in Beaumont Texas..OMG I loved
you:).......TxAngelMom@aol
Dear
Mr. Austin: I just wanted to write you and say that I saw
you at the Riviera comedy club the other night and you were
HILARIOUS! Funniest routine of the night and
funniest routine I’ve seen in a long time. Great
delivery, great presence. I just wish you were coming to
Los Angeles on tour so I could see you again.
Sincerely, Fan........................fivelson@ucla.edu
I
caught your show at Vegas on June 2nd. My ex-employees took me
because my husband was at the hotel with a hangover from us
being at the Glitter Gulch! It was really a great & funny
show and we would all like to see it again. If you are ever in
the Orange County area of California (mainly the Irvine Improv),
we would like to know!!! E-mail me at if dates come up!!!
............................CaliforniaBarry@aol.com
We've
listened to your C.D. several times and it just gets funnier
every time. Trin was still wondering about private parties? Just
let us know. Thanks again and we'll e-mail you soon.
Melissa..........mbadder@auis.net
Hey
JWA, I just wanted to tell you that I got to see you at the
Crackers Comedy Club in Indianapolis with my girlfriend, and you
have to come back! It was the best live stand-up I have
ever seen, thank you so much for making me laugh so damn hard. I
hope to see you again in the future, you are one funny fucker!
Sincerely, Adam Matthews...............amatth14@hotmail.com
I
heard you on the Big d & Bubba this A.M. I really
needed a good old laugh this am and you did it. Looked up
your site and found where you had been with Aaron at a Red
Cross benefit. Thanks a million. We had a flood in
our little town of Tuscola, Texas on 7-6-2002. The first
one in 70 years. One of the helpers was Red Cross.
Several people between 85-95 lost everything they had, but we
are rebounding great with help from Fema, and Red Cross.
You are great!!........WICKEDWJC@aol.com
Hello,
hello!! I am just checking out your web site and saw
that there was a way I could write ya! I want to say-Damn good
show on Saturday night at the Looney Bin. My boyfriend
from Texoma, OK was in town and so we decided to go check out
a show. He has never been before, but now I know he is
ready to go again! He loved your show. He has a
fishing guide service and so he was getting a huge laugh when
you mentioned "Your wife says-You've gotta "big
one" babe, while out trying to fish/" Well, I like
your huge rack also, but babe I am trying to fish."
Anyways, you're doing great! Thanks for all the laughs!
Sincerely............colibert@powwwer.net
My husband
and I saw you in Jacksonville, FL (though we are from
Waycross, GA) at The Comedy Zone around Valentine's Day
and you were great!!! I saved a fortune on alcohol that
night because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to drink
it. We bought your CD and no matter how many times we hear it,
it is still hilarious. I can't wait until you are in the
area again, we have lots of friends who want to go with us
this time, hopefully you will have another CD by then. Thanks
again........cm_jb@bellsouth.net
Dear
Mr. Austin, I just wanted to write to thank you for making me
laugh. I haven't had a good laugh in a long time. I really
enjoyed your show at The Funny Bone in Baton Rouge last week. I
hope you come back again soon...............urbancowboy2675@yahoo.com
I saw you in
Tallahassee a couple years back and you are by far the best
comedian I have ever seen. I would like some more info on the
Georgia tour. I am in South Carolina and would gladly make the
trip to see you. can't wait until you come to Charleston, sc
........robbyporter@ftc-i.net
You
were awesome, I laughed the whole time. if you had not said you
were from Georgia, i could of swore, you from Texas. i hope to
catch your show again before you leave.... god bless and good
luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GrimaldoR@aol.com
Caught
your show on Jan. 19th at the Comedy Catch. You're
great man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......dpearson@bellsouth.net
I
had the pleasure of watching you perform in Houston, Texas on
Saturday, January 11th of 2003. Never have I been so
surprised at how great a show turned out to be. I will be
purchasing a T-shirt and CD from your website (next pay check)
so that I can spread the word and enjoyment of your comedic
expertise. Thank you for the laughs and may God bless you and
keep you safe during your travels. ……rlputch@charter.net
I saw you
about 5 years ago at Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati. I
have never laughed so hard in my life. My head hurt for laughing
by the time the night was over. I think you are the funniest
comedian there is. I just found your web site. It does look like
you're coming back to Cincinnati soon. So I'll see you somewhere
this year just not sure where.
Good
Luck…….JHolbrook2@cinci.rr.com
I
love it! I am a female amputee and I host conferences for
amputees, other disabled, and their admirers. I also have
a support group and social club for same and a web site at <http://www.ascotworld.com/ascot.html>
and a yahoo group at <http://yahoogroups.com/group/ascot-world>.....jama@ascotworld.com
I saw you in
Farmington, NM on Jan. 25 and thought you were hilarious. I
went to the website today to order your CD and apparently, there
is something wrong with the Paypal link. I grew up in East
Texas, in fact I went to school at Pine Tree in Longview with
Rodney Carrington. I really appreciate your type of down
home humor. You did a great job. From the town with
the comedy club that has short AND long-term parking.....cory.hays@halliburton.com
We recently
had the pleasure of catching your show at the Plaza in Vegas.
Just wanted to let you know how much our whole group enjoyed
your show. We also purchased your CD and we're still laughing
with you. Thanks for a great night of entertainment.......dkfam@iowatelecom.net
I
just wanted to tell you that we saw your show in Livonia
Michigan this past Friday night, and you were hysterical!!!!!!
We were celebrating my girlfriends 30th Birthday & I even
got my picture taken with you! I haven't laughed that hard
in a very long time. I hope that you have some type of
mailing list, so you'll let us know when you will be back in
town! Thanks for a great laugh!.........TEAMLECK@aol.com
Hey
John,
Me and my wife came and saw you in Beaumont, TX. on March
1st. I just about broke a rib listening to you. I bought a shirt
and CD from you that night, I think me and you were the only
ones in there that night with our cowboy hats on. Please don't
let the small crowd that night discourage you from coming back.
I think your one of the funniest comedian I've seen since Eddie
Murphy. Hope to see you again soon, keep up the awesome work,
And keep that "ONE LEGGED COUNTRY GIRL" dancing
Bgnsty71@aol.com
HEY Seen
your show in SIOUX FALLS....you remember that place...you
proposed to your wife upstairs!! YOU WERE GREAT!!! We never
laughed so hard...the things that you have in your act are SO
TRUE!!! Is there any way that we can know in advance when you
will be back here again? We want to bring EVERYONE we know to
see your show!! YOU'RE GREAT
pelletier@sio.midco.net
Man, I saw
you at Nit Wit's in Sioux Falls, SD Friday night. I've
never laughed so hard in my life........I really wish I had the
money to see you where ever you are. You rock the basement
of that place. I wish you could send some of that shit to me my
brother really is interested in hearing more of you!!!! Would
you please send some funny shit my way. I love your stuff man
& I'm not talking you manhood either ha ha. If you
ever come back to town, I WILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. LAUGHING
AT YOU ALWAYS. p.s. I was the one with the with the
black bandana with smiley faces on it, not that you saw it
but.....toungerodlover@hotmail.com
I
heard one of your CD's for the first time ever the other day and
I have to say You are The Best.... I have never laughed so hard
in my life. When you come back to Michigan again if you are
close enough to where I live I will definitely make your show.
Keep up there great work. You have a brand new fan. Dbug31016@aol.com
My
husband and I saw you in Harrisburg PA. You were awesome!
We're really not big country fans but your show was one of the
funniest things we have ever heard. You definitely got a
good thing going. Thanks for the night packed with laughs!
Keep the songs coming...Ald811@aol.com
Caught
your show last night at Doc Holliday's in Harrisburg, PA.
You were excellent. Haven't seen a comedian that good
for a very long time. I related to everything in your
dialogue. That may be good, that may be bad. It's
a blessing to be able to make people laugh. For some
people, it's been a long time since they've laughed. I
just wanted to tell you that you're funny as hell. I do
wish you'd drop the one-legged joke though. A bunch of
us from work went last night and we work with people with
disabilities and we felt bad to laugh. You have so much
great material, you really don't need that anyway.
I can't wait to see you again and tell my friends about you.
Good luck and God Bless you and your patient wife that waits
for you at home while you're on the road....sandy@peoplepc.com
Jason and
Shannon are saying HI from Wichita, KS. We're just
wondering if you have a new CD coming out. We hope so,
we're telling all our friends about you.......is that
"Right?"......take care buddy...jasshan@cox.net
Dear
Mr. Austin, when you were at Hilarities Comedy Club in
Cuyahoga Falls, OH on May 22, 2003 , I, my family & my boss
really thought you were terrific. Your performance
was one of the best I've seen in a long time. I know that
you're a busy performer, & have much more important things
to do, but I waned to know if you could do a routine on
working in a Drive-thru. Some of the things that happen in the
drive-thru are really funny. I work for Holland Oil
and yes, Mr. Austin, I do work in the drive thru., 6 days
a week 8-10 hrs a day. Everybody wants to get their smokes
& their drinks on & they want it fast. You even
have the lazy customers that come through with a grocery list.
(THAT AIN'T RIGHT!) It was just an idea that I had
after seeing your show, & you would be the perfect one to
handle it. Thanks for listening, A new fan of JWA...Ebony54@aol.com
I found out
about you when searching for things to do in St. Augustine,
Florida before coming over from Wales, United Kingdom. We saw
you at the
Gypsy Comedy Club and thought you are great. Bought the CD and
keep on
laughing! Hope you come over to the UK as I'm sure you
would go down just great. Regards...nick.kilbride@aico.co.uk
Hi
My name is Erin Skamiera. My husband and I saw your show at
joey's inside kickers in livonia MI. We really enjoyed it you
are very very funny.If we would have not been broke we would
have bought your cd & T-shirt.sorry i know that ain't
right.But anyway thanks for a great show and we hope to come see
you again sometime.... Bishopbiggs@aol.com
Saw you at
Stanford & Sons last year. Great show! My
buddy puked on my shoes about five rows back. I heard
you on Johnny Dare and Murphy a couple of weeks ago. Once
again great.....jgod40u@earthlink.net
Hey
JWA, thanks for the laughs, we saw you at the Gypsy Comedy Club
in St. Augustine, you were great. My husband and I really
enjoyed your show. Purchased your CD and T-shirt (boy am I
getting comments about that ), had to listen to you all over
again when we got home, laughed just has hard the second time we
heard you that night. Hope your back in the area soon, all our
friends can't wait to see you...NEKH1221@aol.com
I saw your
late show Saturday in Denver. I think I even bought your
first CD when you were talking about being nervous. You
did great!!! I think you are the best comedian I have heard in
a long time. Great job !!!...krr13@hotmail.com
I have been
a "groupie" of yours since the club first open......I
will always support your comedy career and come to see you when
you come to Charlotte....you have fans here.......he is crazy.
LOL (we already knew that)........upbeatnc@hotmail.com
Played your
bit about masterbation last week. You're a funny fucker.
Glad you're "XMing". Sonny Fox from XM Satellite
Radio...
Hey,
Just left your show at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga. You
are one funny cowboy!! My side is still hurting I
laughed so much...MEAGANSMOM@peoplepc.com
Hello there
From West Virginia! My Husband Luke, and I saw you twice
at the Comedy Zone In Charleston WV. Each time with a different
couple. I see its not on your calendar again this year and
I may understand why. While there, a friend and I had gone
to the front desk and over heard you talking with the person at
the desk. Apparently you had been bothered or harassed by some
guests. I Understand your frustration and am really sad to have
seen that happen. We all truly enjoyed the show, (you made my
husband spit his drink, luckily on himself and not on our lovely
dinner companion!) :) We also heard you on John Boy and
Billy. (Isnt rayford a trip?!) We have your CD, you signed
it for us, thank you! :) and we have lent it to many people, and
have had continuous enjoyment from it. I hope you will
come back to WV more often. I see we may have to take up
snow skiing perhaps to catch your show again! Though we do
visit Snowshoe anually for the Freedom Fest Bike Rally, We
haven't gone to Snowshoe in the winter months as of yet. You
should consider doing that next JulY !!!! PLEASE!! :)) Go Ahead
and buy that Harley! WE just got a 100 year anniversary Rd. King
and love it! If you are interested in Freedom fest the website
is http://www.snowshoefreedomfest.com/ and if youd like to see
pics of our new baby heres a yahoo photo album link. http://profiles.yahoo.com/harley_drifter
I hope to see you on the itinerary for Snowshoe Freedom Fest
next July!!!!
Sincerely...kitkat68@yahoo.com
Hey John
Wesley Austin!!! Thanks for autographing my CD last
Friday at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga! We had a
great time and look forward to seeing you again.
You are the best!!! Thanks again, and come back to see
us soon! "That aint right!!!"
richarddunford2002@yahoo.com
My
husband and I saw your show in Reno last year AND LOVED IT!
We live in Marin County, California, and travel frequently to
Dallas/Ft. Worth, Lubbock and Abilene, Texas and occasionally to
Albuquerque, NM. I see we have missed a show in
Albuquerque. Can you tell me if you have plans for any
dates in these areas?...DORY0612@aol.com
One
hell of a time!!! Everyone loved your show and thanked me for
getting them to go. Thanks for the great time and it was good
catching up with you for a while. Hope sometime that we can do
the vegas re-visited tour in the future! I thank you for
getting us in and I hope you enjoy the T-shirt and
patch!...madjack32@cox.net
Great
Show In Albuquerque Thanks for the laughs it was great!...jcarrasco@comcast.net
Hi, Just
wanted to drop you a line to tell you I enjoyed your show
Friday night, at Delta Downs. I know why they saved you for
last, you were really good!! I have not laughed
that much in a long time. Thanks for cheering me up, I
needed it! correu@bellsouth.net
i
tell you one thing I was at the Bell County Expo Center last
night and you have to be the funniest thing since the hogs
at my little brother!! i laughed so hard i peed in my pants.
Thank you so much for the great show!! Belton, Texas
ZIPPER1219@aol.com
I knew
you were a #24 fan! Awesome! Great site, John and excellent
show last night. Tuff to pull it off for a room of
only...of...let's see....20 people or so? But you did it!
You'd get about 12 miles of material from my awesome
southern husband. :) Looking forward to seeing
your show again. giadisanto@cox.net
Howdy,
Me and my best friend caught your show at Jose Cuervo weekend
at Snowshoe Mountain this past weekend and I have to say you
are the best that we have seen by far. We've seen quite alot
of comedians and you rock. We were there the night that the
old lady Faye was giving all of you such a hard time, and you
handled her and everything else great. I truly thought I was
going to have to run to the bathroom but was too afraid of
missing out on something. So I just wanted to say thanks so
much for all the laughs, I really needed them. We had
more fun in the one night at the Comedy Celler listening
to you than we did all weekend. THANKS A BUNCH......Sincerly
ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS IN WEST VIRGINIA....NEVER
QUIT......THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!!
tia_0710@yahoo.com
Hey I just
wanted to first thank you for the amazing show at pitt state
one more time. The campus is still talking about it!!! And I
see a one legged country girl shirt almost daily on campus.
I just found out that I am workig the stage crew at NACA
nationals, so I will see you there, and a few of the guys
still want to go see you in KC on like the 20th or so..we'll
see what happens. Well see you in cincy, and
thanks again for the amazing show!!! Chris Minton
Club Entertainment Director
Student Activities Council
Pittsburg State University
chrisminton6@yahoo.com I saw you at The
Stardome in Birmingham, AL, Jan. 9th. I enjoyed your
show so much!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long
time! Thanks for a good
night! littlemizliz1@msn.com
Hey
John, Saw you at Stanfords last month and had a great time.
You're a natural and very funny! Hope to see you back in town.
BM brian@bountyhunter4x4.com
I got to
see you on the Carnival Holiday in October. I have never
laughed so hard in my life. I think I missed some of the jokes
because I laughed so much. Would love to see your show again.
I wanted to know about any future visits to Alabama.
If so where and when? Good Luck with your tour JWA!!!!
Cody Morrow dburrou1@tuscaloosa.com
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